I once built a submarine in my living room.
Though I highly suspect that is besides the point.
Next year I hope to self publish my memoirs but until then ladies and gents, here’s an ever fascinating blog to keep you entertained with my comings and goings.
delve into the past
- @notwaldorf well there goes my invite 2 years ago
- Why does it smell overwhelmingly of playdoh at this tube station? It's making me hungry. 3 years ago
- Spent all day wandering palace grounds and all I got was weird boners for things rich people have. 3 years ago
- @salivationarmy OBVIOUSLY since none of the time do the words 'best' 'bus trip' 'ever' coincide in the same sentence. xxx 3 years ago
- Jesus moonwalking over the ocean 3 years ago